So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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