I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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