Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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