question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....