i'm signing you up for texting rehab
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
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I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.