I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.