So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
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First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.