Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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