lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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