My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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