I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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I need dunkaroos back in my life.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
do nipples grow back?
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