Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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