toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
do herpes really smell.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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