i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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