There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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