in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
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Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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