I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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