He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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