and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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