Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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