it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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