SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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