So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
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The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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