she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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