Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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