Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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