come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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