check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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