am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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