You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Girls should come with a carfax report
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
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There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Randomize