I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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