This is not my ceiling
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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