She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
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This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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