I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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