JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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