FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
No more Irish car bombs ever.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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