dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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