I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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