id be glad to
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Are we still banned from the library?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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