I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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