Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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