I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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