What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i wish my penis had a tongue
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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