making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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