Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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