I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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