I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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