Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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