its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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