I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
