So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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