The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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