You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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