its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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