Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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