Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Randomize
