me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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