There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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