Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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