K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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